Male catboys of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your balls

one of my favorite things in the batman is that batman is constantly fucking up and touching evidence and shit and the cops are just all like nooooooooo cmahnn nooooo omg stoopppp babe u can’t touch that omgggg brooo🙈🙈

This is so embarrassing I...

can you delete this

i love that post thats like “never trust how you feel about your life after 9pm” that shit changed my life. every time i feel bad i look at the clock and i’m like Aha It’s 10:26 PM You Cannot Fucking Fool Me

Why does this read like an insult

You seem interested in brunch and sandwiches (deragatory)

Jesus came back and said inflation is illegal

both kinds?

…there’s two?

hang on let me google something real quick

we should all implode and die forever actually

what if there were like 15 second ads in the middle of porn vids like how youtube does it

These comments are KILLING ME

i know an engineer-type dude who said fiction bored him, because fiction is mostly-formulaic and tropey, and you can generally guess what’s gonna happen next, and yada yada

so his solution for this problem was… to solely read serial web novels in languages that (1) he did not speak, and (2) for which there was no actual translation, fan or otherwise

apparently, the combined forces of “trying to figure out WTF is going on via the power of Google Translate" + “cultural differences in storytelling conventions” + “the inherent randomness of where the hell amateur authors are gonna take their plots”—those all mashed up to make stories that were unpredictable enough to keep him guessing all the time

then he described to me this totally batshit-sounding Hungarian story he’d been obsessively reading once a week for years

and god i think about him all the time.  like.  that is the most wild way to process fiction that i have ever heard of, but also, i’ve gotta admire the sheer chaos energy of it

like i tried to tell him suspense isn’t about having no fucking clue what’s going on, it’s about having expectations subverted in novel and interesting ways that nonetheless accord with one’s understanding of the story’s universe, etc

and he’s just like “no.  suspense is when i cannot guess what is happening next, full stop.  quantum physics is a suspense novel”

I don’t agree with this man but I respect his position.

I think the thing I respect about him is he has this opinion that would make him unable to enjoy most media

But instead of consuming media and complaining about it or just not consuming media at all, he’s engineered himself a batshit way of enjoying media regardless

And that’s worthy of respect even if I am baffled by his opinions.

Grown up Kagehina :)

Biblically accurate Hatsune Miku

Yeah, sure, I'll reblog that.

carry your whole family challenge!

repost with permission @geedraws on twitter (go check them out!!)